Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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