that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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