I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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