I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
