Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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