covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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