after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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