Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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