i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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