we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
