I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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