But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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