I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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