you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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