Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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