party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize