We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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