Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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