She announced her abortion via fbk
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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