About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
