please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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