SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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