And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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