69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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