I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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