I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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