those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
