I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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