we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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