Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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