We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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