Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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