Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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