This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You can make out without kissing
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