But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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