Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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