I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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