put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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