i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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