well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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