dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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