yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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