That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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