Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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