brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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