these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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