He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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