before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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