He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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