Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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