rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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