no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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