I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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