when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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