How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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