Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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